{"product_id":"certified-bellend-funny-sticker","title":"Certified Bellend Funny Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"19\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"19\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eKey Information\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"21\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"55\" data-start=\"21\" data-section-id=\"m9flw\"\u003eSticker Size: 68mm x 80mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"79\" data-start=\"56\" data-section-id=\"2d1sbj\"\u003eGloss laminated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"117\" data-start=\"80\" data-section-id=\"15ogtpg\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; weatherproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"140\" data-start=\"118\" data-section-id=\"14wxo4l\"\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"141\" data-section-id=\"1vpd25h\"\u003eEasy peel-and-stick design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"288\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eA sticker for someone who has truly earned formal recognition for their behaviour.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"539\"\u003eThe bold award-style design makes it look official at first glance, until you read it properly and realise it’s just a very polite way of calling someone a bellend. It has the right mix of fake authority, British insult, and mate-to-mate disrespect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eIdeal for anyone who deserves a certificate, but absolutely not a compliment.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Custom Car Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54214114476365,"sku":null,"price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/8997\/6909\/files\/CertifiedBellend.jpg?v=1783184635","url":"https:\/\/customcarstickers.co.uk\/products\/certified-bellend-funny-sticker","provider":"Custom Car Stickers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}