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Easy to apply, they’re the simplest way to give your car a bit of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"boxer-dropper","title":"Boxer Dropper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Information\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecal Size: 200mm x 63mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExternal Application\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in a Wide Range of Colours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the sticker that does the talking for you. \"Boxer Dropper\" is cheeky automotive humour decal - a playful jab at cars with undeniable presence. Ideal for drivers who view their vehicle as an extension of their personality and aren't afraid to let it shine. Apply and prepare for knowing nods from fellow enthusiasts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCarStickers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53201874714957,"sku":"CCS-BDR","price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/8997\/6909\/files\/BoxerDropper.jpg?v=1768733308"},{"product_id":"panty-dropper","title":"Panty Dropper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Information\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecal Size: 200mm x 62mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExternal Application\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in a Wide Range of Colours\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold, tongue-in-cheek sticker brings humour and attitude to your ride. 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